📜 Mahabharata

But Make It Internet

An ancient epic, rewritten as notifications, brand placements, bad decisions, and divine admin privileges.

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🧵 Draupadi Vastra Haran

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Draupadi has donated 10,000+ meters of fabric to Nalli Silks.
Infinite stock. Zero returns accepted.

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🎲 Dyut Sabha (Dice Game)

Yudhishthira tried online gambling.
Lost kingdom, brothers, wife.
Rating: ⭐☆☆☆☆ Would not recommend.

⚠️ Addiction warning: Even dharma leaders can lose everything.

🧠 Shakuni’s Dice

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👑 Maya Sabha Incident

Wet floor.
Ego not insured.

When arrogance meets poor UX design.

🏹 Arjuna’s Skill Check

Cleared the eye-of-the-fish test without looking at the screen.
Skill level: Dark Mode Enabled.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Pandavas + Draupadi

Family WhatsApp Group Rule #1:
What mom says is final.

🛞 Krishna Enters Admin Mode

System override initiated.
Morality update in progress.

God switched from advisor mode to admin access.

🎙️ Bhagavad Gita Drop

Krishna dropped a 700-verse podcast mid-battle.
Listener achieved instant clarity.

Battle paused for spiritual TED Talk.

🏹 Abhimanyu & Chakravyuha

Knew how to enter.
Did not read the exit documentation.

Incomplete onboarding is fatal.

🔥 Karna’s Donation

Donated armor before entering production.
Still undefeated in generosity rankings.

⚔️ Kurukshetra War

18 days.
Millions dead.
One family dispute.

Yuddhistra: "This meeting could have been an email."

🌌 Post-War Summary

Victory achieved.
Peace not included.