An ancient epic, rewritten as notifications, brand placements, bad decisions, and divine admin privileges.
Draupadi has donated 10,000+ meters of fabric to Nalli Silks.
Infinite stock. Zero returns accepted.
This saree is powered by divine cloud storage.
Yudhishthira tried online gambling.
Lost kingdom, brothers, wife.
Rating: ⭐☆☆☆☆ Would not recommend.
⚠️ Addiction warning: Even dharma leaders can lose everything.
Manufactured by Shakuni Industries™
Wet floor.
Ego not insured.
When arrogance meets poor UX design.
Cleared the eye-of-the-fish test without looking at the screen.
Skill level: Dark Mode Enabled.
Family WhatsApp Group Rule #1:
What mom says is final.
System override initiated.
Morality update in progress.
God switched from advisor mode to admin access.
Krishna dropped a 700-verse podcast mid-battle.
Listener achieved instant clarity.
Battle paused for spiritual TED Talk.
Knew how to enter.
Did not read the exit documentation.
Incomplete onboarding is fatal.
Donated armor before entering production.
Still undefeated in generosity rankings.
18 days.
Millions dead.
One family dispute.
Yuddhistra: "This meeting could have been an email."
Victory achieved.
Peace not included.